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barajime:

i got a nosebleed from thinking about teh yaoiz in the middle of class again ;/

forwhomtacobelltolls:

it goes it goes it goes it goes ovaltine! yuck!

cumgirl1:

hey! as you can see, i like driving, swerving, dipping, and whipping. its todd baby. love ya. hehehe. see ya soon. you fuck

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

heckacute:

I can’t wait until I have enough money to get a tattoo on the front of my thigh because then I’ll be able to take pictures of it in the bathtub and start drinking tea and date a boring guy with a big beard who loves seven inch records and ignores my needs. 

dissonantwalrus:

'want', the fuckboy types as he hits reblog on the 53rd porn gif of the day. the door breaks down and scores of naked tattooed white girls pour in, ready to answer the official fuckboy mating call. 'hot damn', he thinks, 'I don't think brand new ever wrote a song for this occasion'. it is beautiful. his eyes open wide. they are swarming into the room like angry hornets and he cannot breathe. it is beautif

y0urb4e:

pslovekay:

why

MAN I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

nyctaeus:

Jana Sterbak, ‘Sisyphus Sport’, 1997

sextpert:

you know when you really want to kiss someone and you can’t help but keep looking at their lips like those should be on mine

gookgod:

thatbigidiot:

gookgod:

republicanbrony:

gookgod:

morning blogging is so funny and relaxing. problematic people dont have the energy or leg muscles to get out of bed at this time 

Truth! Most of my brony friends are up in the morning. :3

please fuck off

How nice of you to tell someone to fuck off all because they like MLP and they’ve done nothing wrong :))) what a joy you must be

fuck you pony fucker apologist 

heckacute:

Having a crush on somebody means that you think they’re cute and you either want to crush them to death with your thighs or you want them to crush you to death with their thighs. Either way, you’re going to die. 

hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

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