I don’t understand guys who don’t eat pussy. As long as it’s washed ain’t nothing to it.
Slavery: “GET OVER IT!”
Imperialism: “GET OVER IT!”
Exploitation: “GET OVER IT!”
World Starvation: “GET OVER IT”
Genocide: “GET OVER IT!”
Occupation: “GET OVER IT!”
9/11: “NEVER FORGET!”
this is too much
Fuck why does he have regular feet this is fucking with me
hello potion seller. I’m going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions
During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.
Dr. Phil is short for Dracula PhilCrying
can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania
a videogame where the playable female characters are of varying races and body types and personalities and then there are like 2 playable male characters who are slim and bookish and one wears glasses and has cats and the other wears flannel and plays guitar