i got a nosebleed from thinking about teh yaoiz in the middle of class again ;/
it goes it goes it goes it goes ovaltine! yuck!
hey! as you can see, i like driving, swerving, dipping, and whipping. its todd baby. love ya. hehehe. see ya soon. you fuck
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
I can’t wait until I have enough money to get a tattoo on the front of my thigh because then I’ll be able to take pictures of it in the bathtub and start drinking tea and date a boring guy with a big beard who loves seven inch records and ignores my needs.
'want', the fuckboy types as he hits reblog on the 53rd porn gif of the day. the door breaks down and scores of naked tattooed white girls pour in, ready to answer the official fuckboy mating call. 'hot damn', he thinks, 'I don't think brand new ever wrote a song for this occasion'. it is beautiful. his eyes open wide. they are swarming into the room like angry hornets and he cannot breathe. it is beautif
MAN I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
you know when you really want to kiss someone and you can’t help but keep looking at their lips like those should be on mine
morning blogging is so funny and relaxing. problematic people dont have the energy or leg muscles to get out of bed at this time
Truth! Most of my brony friends are up in the morning. :3
please fuck off
How nice of you to tell someone to fuck off all because they like MLP and they’ve done nothing wrong :))) what a joy you must be
fuck you pony fucker apologist
Having a crush on somebody means that you think they’re cute and you either want to crush them to death with your thighs or you want them to crush you to death with their thighs. Either way, you’re going to die.
When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone