burp reynolds
this makes me want to cry. everything about this is difficult
The real reason that people dont like Johnathan Van Ness’ personality on Queer Eye is not because they find that “type” of personality “annoying”, but it’s deep-rooted homophobic thoughts of being “too much” when you’re a flamboyant gay man and that’s unappealing both to straight people and to gay guys who refuse genuine femininity send tweet
(via BabblingBaby)
you can save this cake by adding “Well :)”
“Well :). You’ve Aged.”
wheel of fortune puzzle: P_T S_J_K IS THE MURDERER
me: id like to solve the puzzle
vanna white: *nods at me furiously*
me: its-
pat sajak: *stares me down and drags thumb across his neck*
me: uh…
Young Thug found washed ashore tangled in ocean debris :( We Are Killing This Planet
the three universal truths: we live in a society, women be shopping, men get pegged
Glasses belonging to the Mormon preacher Hyrum Smith, 1844
haters will see me in my Hyrums and say they fake
this is like a hard and very specific flex for 1844
@ Starbucks
me: hot chocolate, please.
barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?
me: yes =)
barista: not a coffee drinker are you?
me: try something difference.
[3 minutes later]
barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.
me: thank you.
why does this have so many notes
everybody support me
i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them
can’t make this shit up folks
Outfit
what’s the top???
this is more a tits out kind of look
