calibornsbottombitch:

everything should just cost a dollar

and everyone born gets the same amount of dollars

if you run out of dollars you have to get a bunch of letters written for you detailing nice things you do and take them to the bank to get more dollars

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galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

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rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

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hotlocalsingle:

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 

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neongenesisevangaylion:

it annoys me when people find it newsworthy when twitter users hash tag ‘prayersforwhatever’ after every disaster like instead of talking about this beautiful ‘web movement of love and hope’ ran by teenagers wanting to seem compassionate, try focusing on the actual relief efforts that make a difference

vondell-swain:

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

(Source: itsvondell, via lameborghini)